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theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

matthewsagan:

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were on meth

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

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zeldathemes
Blog title goes here.
1 2 3 4 5 »

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

image

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

matthewsagan:

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were on meth

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die